If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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