I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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