i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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