idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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