The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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