i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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