make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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