I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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