In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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