i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
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im six kinds of drunk right now
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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