If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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