drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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