are you still at the devil's house?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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