We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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