This girl is more easily done than said...
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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