They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
as a side note pls kill me
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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