it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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