OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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