you would pick up someone in the library
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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