Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize
