If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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