My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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