..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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