Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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