Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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