Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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