i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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