Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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