It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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