so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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