I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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