well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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