You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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