found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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