All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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