You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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