idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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