it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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