How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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