I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Randomize
