pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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