PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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