He is such a slut. More and more my type.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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