Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
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