Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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