Your tits are I can't wait for
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
this hospital has no fireball
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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