I'm lost and stupid without you.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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