Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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