I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
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