I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
never play flip cup with pint glasses
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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