? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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