Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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