Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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