how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Randomize
