would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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